Elite @ NoVI

Jazcan

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This is not a NewsPaper
its an extended happy part to the newspaper in Elite Forums

names of persons and tribes will be bolded couse this thread will be on both official forum (english version so i dont get flamed by mod again) and on Elite forum ;) directly copy/paste, nothing is left out


The NoVi @ Elite story

The great Noble Vikings as positioned third in the world, were cut off as allies with Elite after they were protecting refugees from the -V- @ Elite war.
I will congratulate them for doing a well tactical move by NoVi against Elite.

They started making protective pacts with -Rome- and Ninjaz.
well i can say Ninjaz were a good tribe, however due to inactivity of themselves i can say they failed as a tribe.

-Rome- however is a different story:
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Its basicly what they are doing. They see what bigger tribes are doing and tries to do it in hope of achieve something.

Well our dear Glitter saw that NoVi were starting to plan attacks on Elite and started pinching Elite Members and telling them to get ready for yet another war.
When the war broke out we had Glitter trying to tell them who the best of V2 is:
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Glitter performing her V2's elite tribe is ELITE! speach.
 
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Jazcan

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In just a week after the war broke out we had Ninjaz praying for a NAP/IAP to cut their losses.
however our great Ganondorf & Elite only replied:
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And the war continued without much activity on either fronts (between Elite and ninjaz)

However Yamato who is Elite's best ally, now wanted a piece of the cake NoVi.
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So not were NoVi failing to win against Elite they now had Yamato breathing down their neck's.

Well Ninjaz quickly understood that Yamato & Elite + little brother RoEm would be too much for themselves and have now almost disbanded =/.
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Ninjaz figuring out that NoVi's promise of gold and glory werent true.

Well the alliance between Yamato, RoEm and Elite is kinda like this:
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well think of the Gel as troops ;) then you know what im talking about =P[/size]
 

Jazcan

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Well the war is kinda won, we have proven that even if 3 of top 5 tribes goes against us we in Elite are the best of the best in V2.
and we have now control of the situation.
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I reckon that Slavko is kinda like the puppet master i thought he was considering the second leader in NoVi now turned in his resignation couse he didnt get to do much lately.
I feel bad for you Master Of, hope you still like the game tho ;)

Slavko's comment regarding any Elite questions and proposals
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Oh well, now Ninjaz is like:
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Yamato & Elite saying they didnt do much =P
(RoEm wants all attention regarding death of Ninjaz on official forum)
 

Jazcan

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And -Rome- are like they have been since day 1:
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No war power at all ;)
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Thank you for reading, and hope it was as amuzing as i tried to make it ;)
Remember this is My side of the story, not real propoganda but alittle =P

~Jazcan~
Propoganda Minister Of Elite
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Jazcan

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omg had to split it 4 times to get in the god damn links etc xD

well enjoy everyone =D
 

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I'm gonna report u for spam!!!

No, but seriously. That was hilarious ^^
 

DeletedUser

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Am I the only one who sees the real message behind this? The cats are going to take over the world!
 

DeletedUser

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..And let me ask, do you seriously have a life? -Is there NOTHING better you can do with your time man?

Go get a laid bro
 

Jazcan

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..And let me ask, do you seriously have a life? -Is there NOTHING better you can do with your time man?

Go get a laid bro

me?

well yeh, i am attenting school, hanging out with my friends (thats why my newspaper are so late on v2 forum) and this was a extended part to that forum i couldnt help to make.

Its ment to be fun and abit facts at the same time.
Its still my perspective not everyone else's in Elite, however i do think they stand behind me.

And whats this bout getting laid?
where did that come into the topic?

been there, done that.... hmz pressing repeat button... brb =P
(btw for those who didnt understand that: this was a joke :p)

~Jazcan~
 
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In case Jazcan does´nt have a life it have nothing to do with this topic. Or tribalwars at all.

Please keep talking like that outside the forum?:)
 

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IMNSHO ( In My Not-So-Humble Opinion ), using the "you have no life" argument in a text-based online multiplayer game is hypocricy at its best. I mean, you play the game as well, don't you? ;)
 
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