Scotland
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So let me start off by telling you this shall be a war declaration. That's the boring part done, now to the role-playing and funny stuff 
Scotland surveys his men a they rummage through the dead men of olehegdal, satisfied with the day's work. Finding him to be an ally of the grey horde had caused him to become a threat needing to be removed. However worst was to come from this execution. One of his scouts runs up to Scotland, saying there had been a weird sighting at one of the village that had been newly conquered. He told him to get the report to him later, as he had a new kilt to knit, and kilt wait for no man, even he. So with that he went back to the HQ, and sat down besides a disconsolate Cpt. Morgan
Much later the scout returns with troubling news. It went something like this...
Scout: Sir! We've unveiled a horrible evil plan AND a conspiracy you should know about!
Scotland, half finished knitting his kilt, sits up, Cpt. Morgan rumbles in his alcohol fuelled sleep, mumbling about the grey horde never ending. This is followed by sobbing and hiccups.
Scotland: Tell me scout, so we can deal with this threat and evil doing.
Scout: You know JFF, the collection of warlords?
Scotland: Yes, a rather large group of quiet folks to the north. What about them?
Scout: Well we intercepted some messages from them, read them sir.
Scotland snatches them and begins reading, his eyebrows getting further up his face until they disappeared into his bushy red hair.
Hello JFFers, I, your faithful mastermind of crime, JFK has now finally gotten his hands on the deadliest thing know to man! The Doomsday virus! Finally I shall have my revenge on those dastardly norwegian fellas who had me assassinated back in the day. With this cunning plan I can unleash devastation on their unknowing heads and repay them for my lifelong undeadliness! To victory and the destruction of V2!
Scotland: My god, RUAB is actually JFK! Preposterous... yet it make sense. And he thinks it was Norway who killed him. He must be stopped! But who has the virus?
Scout: I would guess DoomDark, the names are too similar.
Scotland: Prepare the troops, we must destroy this threat...
Scout: Sir, we are only 5 million strong, 2 of which is you, another 2 is him(points at the dead Cpt.Morgan) and the rest are... Well they don't understand anything we say! Without the virus we are still outnumbered 4 to 1! It is madness!
Scotland: This is V2... and I'm Scotland!
With that said, he put on his tartan miniskirt, member dangling in the brisk V2 wind, snatched up his battle axe and roused the men. Scotland and his FI compatriots would achieve this lofty task of taking out JFK and his minions of JFF.
In conclusion:
We are at war with JFF now.
JFK and JFF are similar initials so went with it.
Watch Doomsday to understand the relevance. Good movie about Scotland funnily enough
Hugs and kisses, Scotland
Scotland surveys his men a they rummage through the dead men of olehegdal, satisfied with the day's work. Finding him to be an ally of the grey horde had caused him to become a threat needing to be removed. However worst was to come from this execution. One of his scouts runs up to Scotland, saying there had been a weird sighting at one of the village that had been newly conquered. He told him to get the report to him later, as he had a new kilt to knit, and kilt wait for no man, even he. So with that he went back to the HQ, and sat down besides a disconsolate Cpt. Morgan
Much later the scout returns with troubling news. It went something like this...
Scout: Sir! We've unveiled a horrible evil plan AND a conspiracy you should know about!
Scotland, half finished knitting his kilt, sits up, Cpt. Morgan rumbles in his alcohol fuelled sleep, mumbling about the grey horde never ending. This is followed by sobbing and hiccups.
Scotland: Tell me scout, so we can deal with this threat and evil doing.
Scout: You know JFF, the collection of warlords?
Scotland: Yes, a rather large group of quiet folks to the north. What about them?
Scout: Well we intercepted some messages from them, read them sir.
Scotland snatches them and begins reading, his eyebrows getting further up his face until they disappeared into his bushy red hair.
Hello JFFers, I, your faithful mastermind of crime, JFK has now finally gotten his hands on the deadliest thing know to man! The Doomsday virus! Finally I shall have my revenge on those dastardly norwegian fellas who had me assassinated back in the day. With this cunning plan I can unleash devastation on their unknowing heads and repay them for my lifelong undeadliness! To victory and the destruction of V2!
Scotland: My god, RUAB is actually JFK! Preposterous... yet it make sense. And he thinks it was Norway who killed him. He must be stopped! But who has the virus?
Scout: I would guess DoomDark, the names are too similar.
Scotland: Prepare the troops, we must destroy this threat...
Scout: Sir, we are only 5 million strong, 2 of which is you, another 2 is him(points at the dead Cpt.Morgan) and the rest are... Well they don't understand anything we say! Without the virus we are still outnumbered 4 to 1! It is madness!
Scotland: This is V2... and I'm Scotland!
With that said, he put on his tartan miniskirt, member dangling in the brisk V2 wind, snatched up his battle axe and roused the men. Scotland and his FI compatriots would achieve this lofty task of taking out JFK and his minions of JFF.
In conclusion:
We are at war with JFF now.
JFK and JFF are similar initials so went with it.
Watch Doomsday to understand the relevance. Good movie about Scotland funnily enough
Hugs and kisses, Scotland
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